Win a trip to Bali  

A CORK radio station was running a competition--words that weren't
in the dictionary yet could still be used in a sentence that
would make logical sense. The prize was a trip to Bali.
DJ: "96FM here, what's your name?"
Caller: "Hi, me name's Dave."
DJ: "Dave, what's your word?"
Caller: "Goan . . . spelt G-O-A-N, pronounced 'goan'."
DJ: ". . . You are correct, Dave, 'goan' is not in the dictionary.
Now,for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would
make sense?"
Caller: "Goan f**k yourself!"
The DJ cut the caller short and took other calls, all unsuccessful
until:
DJ: "96FM, what's your name?"
Caller: "Hi, me name's Jeff."
DJ: "Jeff, what's your word?"
Caller: "Smee . . . spelt S-M-E-E, pronounced 'smee'."
DJ: ". . . You are correct, Jeff, 'smee' is not in the dictionary.
Now,for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would
make sense?"
Caller: "Smee again! Goan f**k yourself!"