Which type of woman is your girlfriend?
INTERNET woman: woman of difficult access.
SERVER woman: always busy when you need her.
WINDOWS woman: everyone knows that she can't do a
thing right, but no one
can live without her.
EXCEL woman: they say she can do a lot of things
but you mostly use her
for your four basic needs.
D.O.S woman.: everyone had her at least once, but no
one wants her
anymore.
VIRUS woman: also known as "wife"; when you are not
expecting her, she
comes, install herself and uses all your resources.
If you try to disinstall her you will lose
something, if you don't try to
disinstall her you will lose everything.
SCREENSAVER woman: she is not worth for anything,
but at least she is
fun!
RAM woman: she forgets everything you say when you
disconnect her.
HARD-DISK woman: she remembers everything, FOR
EVER.
MULTIMEDIA woman: she makes horrible things look
beautiful.
USER woman: She fucks up everything she does and
she ask always more than
she needs.
CD-ROM woman: she is always faster and faster.
E-MAIL woman: Every ten things she says, eight
are bullshit....
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