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> > > Who Understands men?
> > >
> > > 1. The nice men are ugly.
> > >
> > > 2. The handsome men are not nice.
> > >
> > > 3. The handsome and nice men are gay.
> > >
> > > 4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
> > >
> > > 5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.
> > >
> > > 6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think
> > > we
> > > are
> > > only after their money.
> > >
> > > 7. The handsome men without money are after our money.
> > >
> > > 8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual,
> > > don't think we are beautiful enough.
> > >
> > > 9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual,somewhat
> > > nice and have money, are cowards.
> > >
> > > 10.The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some
> > > money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE
> > > FIRST MOVE!!!!
> > >
> > > 11.The men who never make the first move, automatically lose
> > > interest in us when we take the initiative.
> > >
> > > NOW ....WHO IN THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?
> > >
> > > Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's
> > > our job
> > > to stomp on them
> > > and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd
> > > like to have dinner with.
> > >