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קבוצות דיון חופש הביטוי נושא #1750	מנהל סגן המנהל מפקח עיתונאי מקוון צל"ש

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18:17 25.03.02

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> >>> > >A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband
> >>> > >leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The
> >>> > >wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over
> >>> > >too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband
> >>> > >was stunned for a while but then smiled "It really
> >>> > >works!"
> >>> > >
> >>> > >My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we
> >>> > >met.
> >>> > >
> >>> > >A good wife always forgives her husband when she's
> >>> > >wrong.
> >>> > >
> >>> > >I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a
> >>> > >jury.
> >>> > >
> >>> > >I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, There
> >>> > >was water in the carburetor. I said, Where's the car?
> >>> > >She said, In the lake.
> >>> > >
> >>> > >Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
> >>> > >
> >>> > >My mother buried three husbands, and two of them
> >>> > >were just napping.
> >>> > >
> >>> > >The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
> >>> > >I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared
> >>> > >for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought
> >>> > >jewelry.
> >>> > >
> >>> > >My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
> >>> > >
> >>> > >Getting married is very much like going to a continental
> >>> > >restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then
> >>> > >when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you
> >>> > >had ordered that.
> >>> > >
> >>> > >At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't
> >>> > >you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
> >>> > >The other replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man."
> >>> > >
> >>> > >Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his
> >>> > >bachelor's degree and the woman gets her master's.
> >>> > >
> >>> > >A little boy asked his father, "Dad, how much does it
> >>> > >cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't
> >>> > >know, son, I'm still paying for it."
> >>> > >
> >>> > >Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of
> >>> > >Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries
> >>> > >her? Dad: That happens in most countries, son.
> >>> > >
> >>> > >A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the
> >>> > >husband gives and the wife takes.
> >>> > >
> >>> > >Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of
> >>> > >marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In
> >>> > >the second year, the woman speaks and the man
> >>> > >listens. In the third year, they both speak and the
> >>> > >neighbors listen.
> >>> > >
> >>> > >After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I
> >>> > >was a fool when I married you." And the husband
> >>> > >replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice
> >>> > >it."
> >>> > >
> >>> > >A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted".
> >>> > >Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said
> >>> > >the same thing: "You can have mine."
> >>> > >
> >>> > >A man rushed home from work and exclaimed to his
> >>> > >wife, "Pack your bags, I've won the lottery!" The wife
> >>> > >excitedly asks, "Should I pack clothes for cold or warm
> >>> > >weather? He says, "Pack'em all, you're leaving!"
> >>> > >
> >>> > >Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his
> >>> > >second wife to his success.
> >>> > >
> >>> > >I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.
> >>> > >That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
> >>> > >
> >>> > >A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is
> >>> > >finished.
> >>> > >
> >>> > >Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
> >>> > >
> >>> > >When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge
> >>> > >than to let him keep her.
> >>> > >
> >>> > >Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The
> >>> > >rest cheat in Europe.
> >>> > >
> >>> > >After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a
> >>> > >coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay
> >>> > >together.
> >>> > >
> >>> > >A successful man is one who makes more money than
> >>> > >his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who
> >>> > >can find such a man.
> >>> > >
> >>> > >Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring,
> >>> > >wedding ring, and suffering.
> >>> > >
> >>> > >Marriage is when a man and woman become as one;
> >>> > >the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
> >>> > >
> >>> > >Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are
> >>> > >thunder and lightning.
> >>> > >
> >>> > >Do not marry a person that you know that you can live
> >>> > >with; only marry someone that you cannot live without.
> >>> > >
> >>> > >I had some words with my wife, and she had some
> >>> > >paragraphs with me.
> >>> > >
> >>> > >Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what
> >>> > >real happiness was until I got married; and then it was
> >>> > >too late".