WINDOWS woman: everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
EXCEL woman: they say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs.
D.O.S woman.: everyone had her at least once, but no one wants her anymore.
VIRUS woman: also known as "wife"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, install herself and uses all your resources. If you try to disinstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to disinstall her you will lose everything.
SCREENSAVER woman: she is not worth for anything, but at least she is fun!
RAM woman: she forgets everything you say when you disconnect her.
HARD-DISK woman: she remembers everything, FOR EVER.
MULTIMEDIA woman: she makes horrible things look beautiful.
USER woman: She fucks up everything she does and she ask always more than she needs.
CD-ROM woman: she is always faster and faster.
E-MAIL woman: Every ten things she says, eight are bullshit....
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