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The Perfect Husband
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There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a
golf club after a round, showering and getting changed for
the 19th hole. Suddenly, a cell phone on one of the benches
rings. One of the men picks it up, and the following
conversation ensues: (H - Husband, W - Wife)H - "Hello?"
W - "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
H - "Yes."
W - "Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are.
I just saw a beautiful leather coat. It's absolutely gorgeous!!
Can I buy it?"
H - "What's the price?"
W - "Only $1,000."
H - "Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much..."
W - "Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and
saw the 2002 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with
the salesman, and he gave me a really good price...and since
we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year..."
H - "What price did he quote you?"
W - "Only $60,000..."
H - "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
W - "Great! But before we hang up, something else..."
H - "What?"
W - "It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your
bank account and I stopped by the real estate agent this
morning and saw the house we had looked at last year. It's for
sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, acre
of park area, beach front property."
H - "How much are they asking?"
W - "Only $450,000 -- a magnificent price...and I see that
we have that much in the bank to cover..."
H - "Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid up to
$420,000. OK?"
W - "OK, sweetie...Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!"
H - "Bye...I love you too..."
The man hangs up & closes the phone's flap. The other men
are staring at him with astonishment and envy. The husband
raises his hand while holding the phone and asks, "Does
anyone know who this phone belongs to?
חבר מתאריך 19.7.18
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