A Palestinian train that was moving with a high speed in the country side, suddenly derailed and moved into a field, then into a small forest, and finally crashed into a large rock. All the passengers were killed but the driver miraculously survived. The manager of the Palestinian train company came to visit him in hospital, and asked him "What had happened?"
"There was a Jew sitting on the rails" answered the driver writhing in pain."What!?" the manager exploded with rage "A dirty Jew!? You should have run over him!"
"I tried" cried the driver "But he ran so fast I was able to catch up with him only when he got to that damned rock!"
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